Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Why can't you talk to me like normal?
Mmm...probably because you're CRAZY! Watch this space for an upcoming blog about crazy candace, the world's nuttiest nutjob. Hopefully, there will be videos to go along with it! That kinda (totally) depends on her though, so don't hold your breath. See, over a MONTH ago, I told her to post all these videos she claimed to have of me (she said they were porn, but unless chewing gum and stepping on tiny action figures factors into the same category as her shit-foot jobs, pissing in toilets, topless coughing and other perfectly lovely type things-I think she's just doing that whole empty threat thing she does so well). But seriously, psycho candace is creeping her way closer and closer to a civil harrassment restraining order. Think I'm kidding?
Try me. :)
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she's apparently looking at jobs in the bay area. man oh man, if wishes could come true!
ReplyDeleteIf wishes could come true, i'd have another sister to laugh at you with. Oh wait, I do and she's awesome! She even figured out my tattoo problem! And why are you talking about yourself in the third person?? Are you Bob Dole? Even Bob Dole believes in capitalization!! And he doesn't hide behind "Anonymous" pseudyonyms (no spell check, so I either got that spelling dead on or I'm waaaaay off. Hey, read the header, I don't believe in spell check!!) ;)
Deleteoopsies, it's your biggest fan. Sorry you thought it was nasty pants. I was just too excited that np might get the hell outta sac. I hate that whore!
ReplyDeleteWhoops! Insulting someone who actually thinks I'm funny?? Doesn't sound like something i'd do. Oh my gosh, crazy candace and I once tried out for "Deal or no Deal" and these women tried to cut around us (cheaters!!). So later on in the line, we're complaining to some of the other people in line (fyi, waiting in line for eight hours to audition for a tv show is a great way and place to make friends, and I'm not saying that sarcastically) about these cheating women and their line skipping, when, getting caught up in the moment, I try to involve some of the other people around us and start telling the group of women next to us about the audacity of these cheaters! And I'm going on and on about "can you believe their nerve!?" and how they're "SUCH cheaters!!" when candace tells me that the group of women I'm *telling* is the group or women that were *cutting*! I didn't recognize them, so I started complaining *to* them! Ha! My point is, I'm really familiar with the taste of my own feet, and have a tendency to do things on accident...like assume a comment was left by crazy candace. Other people read this thing too! Sorry about the Bob Dole insults, fan! :)
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